Sunday, April 3, 2011

I Cannot Tell A Lie

It was a busy day in court and the room was packed to standing room only.  The variety of cases was normal and the judge fully expected it to be a long and illustrious day.

One young man appeared before the already tired and frustrated judge to plead his case.  He was in for a violation of probation hearing, not his first time.  And like before, this was in regards to his continual use of illegal drugs, in short, marijuana.

He stood confident before the judge, standing tall and proud.  When the charge was presented, the young man stated without hesitation, "Judge, I haven't been smoking marijuana".   The judge, with a copy of the confirmed drug screen in hand asked, "Then how did you get it in your system"?  Without hesitation the offender replied, " I was having sex with my girlfriend and she passed it to me".

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