Friday, April 29, 2011

Here, Have Another Drink

      Deputy Dunn had started with one of the city departments and soon took a new assignment and promotion with an area sheriff department.  Skilled in dealing with people, laid back, happy-go-lucky, he was an ideal officer.  He was also one of the few who chewed tobacco while on patrol and kept his "bottle" handy in the console.
      He was backup officer on a DUI traffic stop.  When he arrived, the operator was already in custody and the arresting officer asked Dunn to complete the vehicle inventory for towing and then give the passenger a ride home.  The passenger had been drinking but was not overly intoxicated and caused no problem.  Dunn, was more than happy to oblige.
      Dunn had the passenger sit in his cruiser while the tow driver hooked up the offender's car.  When he pulled out, Dunn returned to his unit only to find that the passenger had regurgitated all over the front seat, the door, the floor, the dash - about everywhere in sight.  Shocked, Dunn said, "Man what's with you; I thought you wasn't that bad?"  The passenger replied, "Dude, I wanted a drink of your Pepsi; I didn't know what it was!"

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